Titdagmet is a god.
He takes the form of a large, loving
slug.
Titdagmet created life six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Titdagmet, he will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Titdagmet, he will come to you in dreams.
Titdagmet's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.
Titdagmet's Holy Commandments1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
2. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.
3. Titdagmet loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.
4. Do not drink alcohol.
5. Always help sick bats.