Jinloopcub is a god.
She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, temperamental
jaguar.
Jinloopcub created Europe five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Jinloopcub, she will approve.
If you do not believe in
Jinloopcub, she will remove you from existence.
Jinloopcub's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.
Jinloopcub's Holy Commandments1. Hide from green seals for they are unholy.
2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. Do not hurt nematodes.
4. Always help tortoises.
5. You must never eat bananas.