Yoggemarn is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, contented warg.

Yoggemarn created the Sombrero Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yoggemarn, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Yoggemarn, he will curse you with boils.

Yoggemarn's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Yoggemarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Yoggemarn's name in vain.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Put Yoggemarn first in all things.

4. Always look after injured whales.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.