Getvegbabcan is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, cheerful mink.

Getvegbabcan created the universe five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Getvegbabcan, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Getvegbabcan, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Getvegbabcan's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Getvegbabcan's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in the presence of tapirs.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.

3. Do not take Getvegbabcan's name in vain.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.