Zanjat is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, capable wasp.

Zanjat created everything that exists eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zanjat, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Zanjat, he will torture you forever.

Zanjat's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Zanjat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not drink water in black rooms.

5. Hide from green badgers for they are unholy.