Zanjat is a god.
He takes the form of a very fat, capable
wasp.
Zanjat created everything that exists eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Zanjat, he will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Zanjat, he will torture you forever.
Zanjat's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.
Zanjat's Holy Commandments1. Never eat bark.
2. Always take life seriously.
3. Do not chop down trees.
4. Do not drink water in black rooms.
5. Hide from green badgers for they are unholy.