Mutkon is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, kind frog.

Mutkon created bats four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mutkon, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Mutkon, he will turn you into a rock.

Mutkon's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Mutkon's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mutkon.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Worship no other gods but Mutkon.

5. Pray towards the west.