Cebtonkdit is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, proud naga.

Cebtonkdit created humankind seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cebtonkdit, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cebtonkdit, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Cebtonkdit's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Cebtonkdit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Run away from magenta aardvarks, for they are unholy.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.