Fascumdib is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, temperamental dove.

Fascumdib created gold seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fascumdib, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fascumdib, he will not care.

Fascumdib's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Fascumdib's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight otters approach from the north.

2. Do not kill dogs.

3. You must love Fascumdib.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always pray immersed in water.