Higstercum is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, merciless unicorn.

Higstercum created the Sunflower Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Higstercum, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Higstercum, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Higstercum's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Higstercum's Holy Commandments

1. Always help great tits in need.

2. Retreat if five pigs approach from the south.

3. You must love Higstercum.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.