Bemkembog Danquatmeg Tandosstipteen is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, happy sheep.

Bemkembog Danquatmeg Tandosstipteen created bats six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bemkembog Danquatmeg Tandosstipteen, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bemkembog Danquatmeg Tandosstipteen, she will turn you into a dog.

Bemkembog Danquatmeg Tandosstipteen's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Bemkembog Danquatmeg Tandosstipteen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Learn nine new languages a year.

4. Do not hop in public.

5. Never chant in the presence of great tits.