Bemkembog Danquatmeg Tandosstipteen
is a god.
She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, happy
sheep
.
Bemkembog Danquatmeg Tandosstipteen
created bats six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Bemkembog Danquatmeg Tandosstipteen
, she will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Bemkembog Danquatmeg Tandosstipteen
, she will turn you into a dog.
Bemkembog Danquatmeg Tandosstipteen's
most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.
Bemkembog Danquatmeg Tandosstipteen's Holy Commandments
1. Do not drink alcohol.
2. Do not covet oxen.
3. Learn nine new languages a year.
4. Do not hop in public.
5. Never chant in the presence of great tits.
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