Funruldin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, charitable salamander.

Funruldin created a Higgs boson four million years ago.

If you believe in Funruldin, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Funruldin, he will turn you into a rock.

Funruldin's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Funruldin's Holy Commandments

1. Always help dogs.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always help badgers in need.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.