Ragtifmip is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, unthoughtful ferret.

Ragtifmip created the Sol system eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ragtifmip, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Ragtifmip, he will turn you into a sheep.

Ragtifmip's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Ragtifmip's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear purple.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Ragtifmip loves hamsters, so they must be respected.

4. Learn five new languages a year.

5. Never write about moons.