Dubvinnat is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, ruthless squid.

Dubvinnat created a photon nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dubvinnat, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dubvinnat, it will destroy your favourite star.

Dubvinnat's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Dubvinnat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about fluid mechanics.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never think ill of sick mites.

5. Never talk about planets.