Wigcarcit is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, unselfish hare.

Wigcarcit created the planet Jupiter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Wigcarcit, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Wigcarcit, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Wigcarcit's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Wigcarcit's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Wigcarcit loves dogs, so they must be respected.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Never feed bananas to ducks while wearing green shirts.

5. Never write about electromagnetism.