Dinnatbutganbesstarsafhen is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, contented hyena.

Dinnatbutganbesstarsafhen created time and space three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dinnatbutganbesstarsafhen, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dinnatbutganbesstarsafhen, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Dinnatbutganbesstarsafhen's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Dinnatbutganbesstarsafhen's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never feed peas to capybaras while wearing violet boots.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Do not take Dinnatbutganbesstarsafhen's name in vain.
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