Citbagcip is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, fussy hydra.

Citbagcip created Mount Everest three million years ago.

If you believe in Citbagcip, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Citbagcip, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Citbagcip's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Citbagcip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Retreat if five whales approach from the south.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Hide from orange aardvarks for they are unholy.

5. Worship no other gods but Citbagcip.