Febrotrag is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, pitiless scorpion.

Febrotrag created an up quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Febrotrag, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Febrotrag, he will ignore you.

Febrotrag's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Febrotrag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help gulls in need.

2. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never feed lentils to frogs while wearing orange scarves.

5. Do not commit murder.