Flowfat is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, self-assured tapir.

Flowfat created the Large Magellanic Cloud two years ago.

If you believe in Flowfat, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Flowfat, he will turn you into a snail.

Flowfat's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Flowfat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill bats.

2. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Always wear mauve.