Vig is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, unsympathetic dog.

Vig created the Sun three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vig, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vig, she will not invite you to parties.

Vig's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Vig's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Erect six aluminium sculptures of Vig on top of important buildings.