Yimyikzodgedbunvad Yarpmegdid is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, emotional hydra.

Yimyikzodgedbunvad Yarpmegdid created the Virgo Supercluster two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimyikzodgedbunvad Yarpmegdid, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Yimyikzodgedbunvad Yarpmegdid, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Yimyikzodgedbunvad Yarpmegdid's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Yimyikzodgedbunvad Yarpmegdid's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never eat grapes.

3. Always treat tortoises with great respect.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Yimyikzodgedbunvad Yarpmegdid in the centre of the settlement.