Fubbetfeb is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, vain aardvark.

Fubbetfeb created oxygen five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fubbetfeb, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fubbetfeb, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Fubbetfeb's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Fubbetfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat garlic.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fubbetfeb.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never wear red coats.
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