Quatbadhan is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, passionate bird.

Quatbadhan created a bottom quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Quatbadhan, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Quatbadhan, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Quatbadhan's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Quatbadhan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt swans.

2. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.

3. Never wear fawn shorts.

4. Quatbadhan loves manatees, so they must be respected.

5. Never talk about chlorophyll.