Biss is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, smart parrot.

Biss created tapeworms nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Biss, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Biss, she will destroy your home planet.

Biss' most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Biss' Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Hide from cyan squirrels for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never think about fluid mechanics near bats while wearing orange jumpers and balancing nine gold spheres on your hands.