Gigxemflap Abjenbep is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, narcissistic octopus.

Gigxemflap Abjenbep created the Whirlpool Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gigxemflap Abjenbep, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gigxemflap Abjenbep, it will be very sad.

Gigxemflap Abjenbep's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Gigxemflap Abjenbep's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Gigxemflap Abjenbep.

2. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.

3. Do not take Gigxemflap Abjenbep's name in vain.

4. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.

5. Do not cook food in pots.