Jinwiknut is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, thoughtless ant.

Jinwiknut created the Sombrero Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jinwiknut, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Jinwiknut, it will laugh at you.

Jinwiknut's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Jinwiknut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Jinwiknut in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.