Fonfotpopveg is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, tranquil lobster.

Fonfotpopveg created the Cigar Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fonfotpopveg, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fonfotpopveg, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Fonfotpopveg's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Fonfotpopveg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Fonfotpopveg must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never eat bark.