Wodfabab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, confident ant.

Wodfabab created a Higgs boson eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodfabab, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Wodfabab, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Wodfabab's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Wodfabab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Hide from fawn bats for they are unholy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never talk about goats.