Govpiddavcun is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, conceited salamander.

Govpiddavcun created the Milkyway five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Govpiddavcun, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Govpiddavcun, he will come to you in dreams.

Govpiddavcun's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Govpiddavcun's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not wear pink clothing.

3. Worship no other gods but Govpiddavcun.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always help pigs.