Mathaspib is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, humane salamander.

Mathaspib created matter nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mathaspib, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Mathaspib, she will come to you in dreams.

Mathaspib's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Mathaspib's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Put Mathaspib first in all things.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Run away from gray voles, for they are unholy.