Bopboghab is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, proud meerkat.

Bopboghab created snails five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bopboghab, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bopboghab, she will turn you into a rock.

Bopboghab's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Bopboghab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Always help mites in need.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not bounce in public.