Likwotxinfoss is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, bad-tempered rat.

Likwotxinfoss created Asia five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Likwotxinfoss, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Likwotxinfoss, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Likwotxinfoss' most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Likwotxinfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Hide if nine geese approach from the north.

3. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

4. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

5. Never think about quantum gravity near badgers while wearing blue stockings and balancing eight nickel spheres on your head.