Bimbonbinhat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, fast clam.

Bimbonbinhat created a charm quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimbonbinhat, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Bimbonbinhat, she will manifest in front of you.

Bimbonbinhat's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Bimbonbinhat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. You must love Bimbonbinhat.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Put Bimbonbinhat first in all things.