Gidyimnursugyimyarp is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, amazing lobster.

Gidyimnursugyimyarp created the Whirlpool Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gidyimnursugyimyarp, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gidyimnursugyimyarp, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Gidyimnursugyimyarp's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Gidyimnursugyimyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. You must love Gidyimnursugyimyarp.

3. Erect a large tin sculpture of Gidyimnursugyimyarp on top of all buildings.

4. Never feed lots of cherries to tortoises while wearing blue rings.

5. Do not kill great tits.