Fadjabbut is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, fast dingo.

Fadjabbut created a down quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadjabbut, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fadjabbut, he will jump up and down on your head.

Fadjabbut's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Fadjabbut's Holy Commandments

1. Always help frogs in need.

2. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

4. Never wear black coats.

5. Retreat if seven monkeys approach from the west.