Nartnarttom is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, smart slug.

Nartnarttom created an up quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nartnarttom, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nartnarttom, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Nartnarttom's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Nartnarttom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about eukaryotes.

2. Never feed pineapples to ducks while wearing boots.

3. You must never eat nuts.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.