Disslopran is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, ill-tempered newt.

Disslopran created the planet Earth two million years ago.

If you believe in Disslopran, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Disslopran, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Disslopran's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Disslopran's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Pigs are not to be trusted.

3. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not leap in public.

5. Never run near dogs.