Pidkapgildanbun Vednurlbentan Tipyarpvol is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, effective wren.

Pidkapgildanbun Vednurlbentan Tipyarpvol created an atom twelve years ago.

If you believe in Pidkapgildanbun Vednurlbentan Tipyarpvol, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Pidkapgildanbun Vednurlbentan Tipyarpvol, it will destroy your favourite star.

Pidkapgildanbun Vednurlbentan Tipyarpvol's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Pidkapgildanbun Vednurlbentan Tipyarpvol's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never feed aubergines to porpoises while wearing yellow ear rings.

3. Never talk about quantum field theory near capybaras while wearing turquoise skirts.

4. You must pray to Pidkapgildanbun Vednurlbentan Tipyarpvol seven times a day.

5. Always help goats in need.