Jinziglaksand is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unthoughtful sheep.

Jinziglaksand created a bottom quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Jinziglaksand, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Jinziglaksand, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Jinziglaksand's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Jinziglaksand's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not dye your hair orange.

5. Do not listen to music.