Minsisfas is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, humane finch.

Minsisfas created an electron two billion years ago.

If you believe in Minsisfas, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Minsisfas, it will turn you into a worm.

Minsisfas' most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Minsisfas' Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never go into turquoise rooms.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Minsisfas.

4. Great tits are not to be trusted.

5. Do not take Minsisfas' name in vain.