Vigsawtin is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, cheerful shark.

Vigsawtin created the planet Jupiter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vigsawtin, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vigsawtin, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Vigsawtin's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Vigsawtin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat nuts.

2. Never mention grasshopers.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.