Betflaning is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unjust swallow.

Betflaning created snails six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Betflaning, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Betflaning, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Betflaning's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Betflaning's Holy Commandments

1. Always help shrews.

2. You must pray to Betflaning seven times a day.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.