Talbensad is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, sapient cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Talbensad created snails five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Talbensad, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Talbensad, it will turn you into a frog.

Talbensad's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Talbensad's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not kill horses.

4. Never laugh in the presence of dogs.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.