Yarrutkim is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, benevolent slug.

Yarrutkim created the Sun six billion years ago.

If you believe in Yarrutkim, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yarrutkim, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Yarrutkim's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Yarrutkim's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six frogs approach from the north.

2. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Yarrutkim in the centre of the settlement.

3. Erect eight aluminium sculptures of Yarrutkim on top of important buildings.

4. Always look after injured grasshopers.

5. Retreat if five swans approach from the west.