Bifbomsas is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, sage elephant.

Bifbomsas created everything that exists two years ago.

If you believe in Bifbomsas, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bifbomsas, he will turn you into a rock.

Bifbomsas' most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Bifbomsas' Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Bifbomsas six times a day.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Bifbomsas.

5. Never talk about moons.