Orttetti is a god.

She takes the form of a small, calm elephant.

Orttetti created silver nine million years ago.

If you believe in Orttetti, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Orttetti, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Orttetti's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Orttetti's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed oranges to porpoises while wearing rings.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Never feed lots of parsnips to great tits while wearing blue shorts.