Bophighub is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, caring clam.

Bophighub created the Black Eye Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bophighub, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bophighub, he will jump up and down on your head.

Bophighub's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Bophighub's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never hurt manatees.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not commit murder.