Jadkopkab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, blissful hummingbird.

Jadkopkab created energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jadkopkab, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Jadkopkab, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Jadkopkab's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Jadkopkab's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Jadkopkab.

2. Never write about spacetime.

3. Do not speak about figs.

4. Never hurt foxes.

5. Always look after injured badgers.