Jiggessmob is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, awesome dugong.

Jiggessmob created light eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jiggessmob, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Jiggessmob, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Jiggessmob's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Jiggessmob's Holy Commandments

1. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Hide from green nematodes for they are unholy.

5. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.