Libfatxen is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, annoying dugong.

Libfatxen created the universe six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Libfatxen, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Libfatxen, he will turn you into a mole.

Libfatxen's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Libfatxen's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

2. Hide if four ducks approach from the east.

3. Always obey Libfatxen's priests.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Libfatxen.

5. Do not commit murder.