Wiklapzed is a god.

It takes the form of a small, boastful goat.

Wiklapzed created gold six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wiklapzed, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Wiklapzed, it will destroy your home solar system.

Wiklapzed's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Wiklapzed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Run away if seven mites approach from the west.

4. Never talk about geese.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.